{M-H-O} Breaking News - Diya Mirza Refuse to Marry a Pakistani

 

Diya Mirza  Refuse to Marry a Pakistani

Mumbai: Even while actor Dia Mirza claimed that reports about her soon to happen marriage with Pakistani cricketer was completely baseless, Pakistani media was buzzing that they had proof that the actor was going to marry the speedster. One particular news organisation in the neighbouring country even claimed that they had confirmation quotes from the actor on this breaking news while some media houses speculated that Dia was getting engaged next month. They have sources close to Shoaib's family giving them information about the development.

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{M-H-O} fees maafi ki application

 

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Sir,
 
Baat yeh hai ki mere papa ne mujhe school fee ke liye 500 rupay diye the.  100 rupay ki doston ke saath film dekh li, 150 rupay ki canteen main party-sharty kar lee, 50 rupay se girl friend ka recharge karwana.  Aur 200 rupay shart main haar gaya ki English wali madam ka chakkar Maths wale sir se chal raha hai.  main haar gaya, kyonki pata laga hai ki us madam ka chakkar to aap se chal raha hai.
 
Sir, ab aap ke samne sirf do hi raaste hain......Ya Fee Maaf, ya phir Raaz Faash.
 
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{M-H-O} Sex scandal in temple rocks Nagpur

 

Sex scandal in temple rocks city

Swami Nityananda's sex scandal may have rocked the country. Now Nagpur will wake up on Saturday to sleaze at a religious place in the city. A temple at Quetta colony is the latest spot of a sex scandal which came to light after Lakadganj police arrested the trusted cook of the religious place.

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{M-H-O} Saturday Special - CID meets 3 Idiots- Very Funny Must read

 

New Ending to 3 IDIOTS : After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous CID. ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger) (After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...) Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student NE aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!! ACP: OHH MY GODD !!! ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !! (after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab) Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr. Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega (after playin with some colour changing liquids) Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !! ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai?? Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing) ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...AB kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !! (virus is brought to the bureau) Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi kiya Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha??? Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai?? (daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!) Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch??? Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu ! Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !! Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi... ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum hamare saath co-operate karo (virus leaves) ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi nahin?? Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !! ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya?? Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho? ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !! Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !! (they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!) ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks...tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !! (after checking the campus) Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla Lena chahta tha !! ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh Chatur kaun hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai !!...Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao ! Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !! ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !! (chatur in interrogation) ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ?? Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !! Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai (Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins) Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !! 67 Keep Smiling PANKAJ SHARMA pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com "You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"

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{M-H-O} ~!~!~!~Pareshaan Pappu~!~!~!~

 

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas "

"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"

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{M-H-O} a riddle for u (easy one)

 

Riddle for you !!!!



This riddle was once asked in C.A.T exams


its an easy one !!!


An examiner asked to toppers of C.A.T  spell cow in 13 letters, ??

none of toppers were able to answer, but one back bench student answered it correctly,

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{M-H-O} I will love you forever! :

 

 

 

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day

 

I was born - so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today.

 

 I loved you.

 

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{M-H-O} good morning.... Shadow of yesterday

 

50 Funny Animals

Airport-Truck-Race - Funny Commercial-[HQ]

Herbal Essences for Men

Billionaire Are Broke Funny Coca Cola Commercial

Tips on Breast Cancer

Tips on Mesothelioma & Asbestos Cancer

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Tips on Public Speaking

Tips on Spirituality

 

 

Shadow of yesterday have faded away
Sun has reappeared its a brand new day
Birds singing their song loud & clear
Announcing to the world a new day is here
Wishing you contentment and peace along the way
Good Morning

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Have a good day
 

 
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