Saturday, June 4, 2011

~: M H O :~ Aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa....

 

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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)


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  rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
  rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......

  sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
  rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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  BRUCE LEE was a great man
  But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
  why?
  Because he became
  MAMU LEE!


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  santa and banta r discussing-- -------
  santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

  Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink
   coffee."

 

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   One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..
  aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......
  kyun???????? ????????? ??
  kyun???????? ??????

  bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
 

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
  ThinK......
  Think......
  okay.....

  " KAILASH KHER "
  tere naam se " G " loon....

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  Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
  naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
  Kyon??????
 Think....... ......

  Give up??
  Coz...

  "Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."


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  Ek nadi thi......
  uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
 
 pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
  sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

  Guess who was the lucky guy??????
  ........
  ..........
  Keep Guessing.... ..
  ........
  ........
  Chalo yaar....the answer is

  "KISNA"
  Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
  jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
  woh kisna hai



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  if a CAT crosses ur way,
  when u are going some where,
  then what does it mean????????
  ?????????

 

  ?????????

 

  ?????????

 it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.


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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE NOT THE LEAST

 

  Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

  And   Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

  Socho

  Thoda sur Socho
  ?

 

  ?

  Socho Socho....
  ?
  Nahi Aata
  Bcoz

 

  Indian wives call their husband "A g" (Scientific Symbol for Silver)

  American wives call their husband "A u" (Scientific Symbol for Gold....)

 

  Kushi todi si hi sahi . . . 

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