Friday, November 12, 2010

~: M H O :~ Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)

 





Kabir :

Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aap bhi sheetal hoye

SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aap bhi confuse hoye

Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye    

SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye. 


 
Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye
tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye    

SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye
Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.
 
Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye    

SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..
 
Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye

SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye...

Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye    

SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye,
jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.
 
Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye    

SE : Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.
 
Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye    

SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.
 
Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye    

SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,
kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.
 
Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin    

SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication
naahin  
 

  

  MAAHI


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