~: M H O :~ Women’s and Men’s English

 

Tips on Casino & Gambling Tips on Fitness Equipment Tips on Holiday Tips on Interior Design & Decorating Tips on Video Streaming WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead 11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive 15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question 8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you 13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins. 14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. 15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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