~: M H O :~ Zubaida Aapa Ke Totke

 

Tips on Entrepreneur Tips on Landscaping & Gardening Tips on Loan Tips on Web Hosting Tips on Article Writing Date pe girlfriend ko le jana ho to usko naqab pehna do...is tarha SHABBIR b nhi dekhe ga or MUNNI badnam b nhi hogi....:) ************************************** Agar tmse zyada taqat wala shakhs tmhe maarey or Tm kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja k ...... usko laanat de k bhaag jao :P:P Zubaida apa k intaqami totkay....;) ************************************** Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De T0 Khudkash Hamly Roky Jaa Sakhte Ha¡N.. ;-> Zubaida Aapa K "Mulk Bachao" Totkay.. ;->) ************************************** Sweet dreams dekhne ka asaan tareeka :- Sonay se pehle apni dono ankhon main 1 teaspoon sugar daal lein.... Sweet dreams ayenge :) ************************************** Chipkali ko achi tarah boil kar k dhoop main sukha k chipkali ko ketchup laga k khaya jaye to vomit aegi jis se gala theek hojayega...:) ************************************** Larkioyon k liye prank calls se bahcne ka asaan nuskha.... Jo larka apko tang karay....auska no. kisi larki k naam se internet pe chor do.... inshAllah sub theek hojayega :) ************************************** Dengue ka asaan elaaj :- 7up k andar thora sa mortein daal k pee lein... Machar kabhi nai kaateinge :p ************************************** Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi. (zubeeda aapa k charsily totkay):-D' ************************************** agar aap ne kahin jaana ho aur aap ko neend aarahi ho to aankhon mein mirchen daaalne say kabhi neend nahi aayegi.' ************************************** Agar nails pe matti ka tail dal kr agg laga di jaye to unhen katne ki zarrorat paish nahi ati......lolx Zubaida appa k bin,n0t totke....=)' ************************************** 'Agar kisi dost ka dil dekhna ho to bure waqt me me us se udhar paise manglo. Apko sb k sb he apni ukat dikhaege... ZUBAIDA AAPA KE DHOKI TOTKEY...' ************************************** aGr nazlA zukaam k d0raAn bEhnay WAla materIal kisi aiR tiGHt boTtle mE saVE krllia jAey to Baad me gLUE ki jaGa uSe kiA jaSkta HY...!! =DD zubaIda aapa tUssi gr8 ho G..! =pp =D' ************************************** 'Agar sardiyhun me raat ko soney se pehle ek addad tez muli, ubli hui chaney ki daal, aur kaala namak hasbeh-e-zaiqa kha ke uper se lehaaf orh liya jaye t0 aap k lehaaf ke andar chemical bombing start ho jaeygi js se andar ka temperature barh jaeyga aur sardi nahi lage gi... NOTE:Jazbati ho k khaane ki maiqdaar ko zayada... mat kare warna lehaaf jal k phatt sakhta hai....' ************************************** 'Cockroach ko doodh main ubaal kr dhoop men sukha kr lal mirchon k sath pees kr ankhon pr lagany sy nazar kamzor nhi hoti.... * ZUBAIDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE....:))' ************************************** 'Agar tm ye chaho k tumhare pas hamesha dosto ka hujum rahy t0 ye 5 chezain apne pass rakho... >PAAN >MAINPURI >CIGRATE ...>GUTKA >J.M ZUBAIDA AAPA K FRNDSHIP TOTKEY.....' ************************************** Safar me agar BP low hojaey 0r namak dastiyaB na ho... t0 nAAk se cho0ha nikal kar zaban se chaAt lene se BP n0rmal ho jata hai... ZUBAIDA AAPA KE DOCTORI TOTKEY....' ************************************** 'Kya ap macharon se pareshan hai...??? sone me takleef hoti hy...??? .. ...t0 aP Macharo k sone k baAd so jaey...' ************************************** 'Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe: 5 gm Charas 1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt 2 Machis Ki Teeleya 1 Hawadar Kamra Tarkeeb: Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare, Machis Ki Teeli Jalae, Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare, Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le, Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae Or Enjoy Karin JHOLE LAL…! Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D Dont Mis It..;-)' ************************************** 'Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat zada thanda lage to . . . . . . . To badtameezo pani garam kr k nahalo ab is me b Zubaida Aapa k totke he chaiye sbko.....' ************************************** Jis shakhs ka gala khrab ho ya seeny men balgham ho or nikal na raha ho to Din men 3 dafa 100 Bar ye bolen "KHEBAR PAKHTOON KHUAH" 1 din me aram ajae ga Apa Zubaida Tariq k Asaan Tootkay' ************************************** 'Agr ap ko raat me nend ni ati to ankhon mein ek ek drop elfi dal lain ap ko nend bhe achi ayegi ur subah ankh bhi nai khulay gi. Zubaida Apa k janlewa totky;-)' ************************************** 'NeW ToTkA.... Agar Tumhaaray Paas Say Paseenay Ki Badbu Aati Hai To Baghlon Mein Aik Leemoo Rakh Lo Kabhi Badbu Nahi Aayegi.. Zubaida Aapa Ka Aakhri Totka.. Mazeed main Likh rahi hoon Take Care Muhammad Azeem Sheikh. If You Like This email Do forward to your Fiends This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website

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