~: M H O :~ KILLING ENGLISH (Don't Miss It - Funny)

 

KILLING ENGLISH   Principal to student…" I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? " ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  once hindi teacher said…."i'm going out of the world to america.."  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."  dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  teacher in a furious mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!!  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  "shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college"  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"  "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"  ************ ********* ********* ************ *  LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  Chemistry HOD comes and tells … "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father  ************ ********* ********* ********* ****  "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"  Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??  ************ ********* ********* ********* *****  Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"   'NJoy ITzAMiT

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