Monday, December 6, 2010

Re: ~: M H O :~ Mallu rocks..........................

 

hai
         GREAT !!! that was a good negative publicity..........but the fact is  that sardars and mallu ROCKS ..............WHEREVER THEY STEP IN................KEEP GOING...SARDARS AND MALLUS

REGARDS






On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 5:08 PM, ajesh nair <necessarygooding98@gmail.com> wrote:
 

Hey,
Really a good one, moving on from sardars to Malayalies was a good idea. Get going MHO.

Regards,
Ajesh Nair.

On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 10:24 AM, sharmila jain <sharmilajain108@yahoo.com> wrote:






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Mallu refresher course
 
Something for you to "mull" over!!!

 

Enough of Sardar jokes....... Mallu jokes are here !!!!! !!!!!

 

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

 

IngumDax

 

2) Where did the Malayali study? 

 

In the ko-liage.

 

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

 

He is very bissi.

 

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? 

 

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

 

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? 

 

To yearn meney.

 

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught  fire?

 

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

 

7) How does a Malayali spell moon? 

 

MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

 

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

 

Yem Bee Yae.

 

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?   

 

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

 

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

 

An Oto

 

11) Where does he pray?   

 

Everewere, in a Temble, Charch and a Maask

 

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

 

A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

 

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

 

Kerala.

 

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

 

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Now, This is astounding

 

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Because +86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the loongi

 

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

 

He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

 

'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

 

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

 

"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where"

 

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?

 

Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

 

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of

 

kokanet oil

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