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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
...
...
...
A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

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newton's law:
lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to
the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either

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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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what is swarg?

american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,

what is narak?

american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary

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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

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When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms...
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..

sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!

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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:

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Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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How Newton Died ?

..
He died After seen South Indian Movies..

...
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE.....!

RASIKA

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